MAILING LIST ERROR
Some of the girls said they were not getting their newsletter. They were
correct! I messed up and used an old list, I hope that I have it corrected
now.
June is Coming And so is the Picnic
The date has been set, June 28, at the same place as last year. Save the
date and start making plans. ALL are welcome, so invite your friends. Any
ideas, tell Pat.
Maybe we can come up with something new.
Spring and Summer
With the return of warm weather, we will try to have some programs, Cindy
is working on them.
Dinner and a Movie
March 29 will be the next one. Contact Pat for information.
Pat is still with us
Pat's doctors can find nothing wrong with her,
if they only knew.
As all good doctors do when they can't fine anything wrong with a
patient, they plan more tests. Pat will be given a month to study
for the next test which will take another month.
The plan is to have her wear an event monitor for 30 days. I hope
the bra does not get in the way. Her biggest question is, should she
tell the doctor, or just wing (or boob) it?
February Meeting
The February meeting was a makeup consultant. There was also a wardrobe
session! We all had a great time, and hope to see these "girls" again.
Chi Delta Mu
March was the Dress Barn. The store was closed to the public at 8:00
and we had to place for our selves.. The weather did not cooperate,
and the turnout was small.
SRS in Pennsylvania? Yes!
Dr. Christine McGinn has opened her practice in PA. And our Transsexual
sisters will be able to save the travel expense AND visit a doctor BEFORE
their surgery.
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HUMOR ?
Redneck Lent
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic,
and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become
a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. and as
the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a
Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.
'Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The
Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped
and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish.
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty
of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your
arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit
longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try
50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a
100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than
a full minute. (I'm at this level.) After you feel confident at that level,
put a potato in each sack
A Doctor in the Community
Her name is Lisa O'Connor. The practice is Healthy Transitions, L.L.C.,
1390 Valley Rd., Suite 1E, Stirling, NJ, 07980. 908-647-1688
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