Pat admits all.

Pat has finally come out of the second closet and admitted to having surgery. She has not only been a woman for more than a year but is pregnant! She will be having a baby girl this month and plans to call it April. A hurry up wedding was also held early in March. The groom was Know Fool, so the child's full name will be April Fool.

June is Coming And so is the Picnic

The date has been set, June 28, and the contract signed and paid for, $300.00 to rent the church. It will be at the same place as last year. Save the date and start making plans. ALL are welcome, so invite your friends. We will go with the $10.00 per person that we did last year. If you have any ideas, tell Pat. Maybe we can come up with something new for this year.

Spring and Summer

With the return of warm weather, we will try to have some programs, Cindy is working on them.

Dinner and a Movie

May 31 will be the next one. Contact Pat for information.

Health News

Ronnie has been in the hospital, but is home now. Jill's father is in the hospital. Jill was caring for her mother, but her mother went into a coma and had to be 911'ed to the hospital.. She was taken off life support on Apr. 18.and died within hours.

Pat is wearing a heart monitor for the month of April.

Let's hope all are well by the meeting.

Extra Extra.

There will be a meeting of New Jersey Support at our meeting site on May 3. If you can come, the arrangements are about the same as for our meeting.

The plan is for a buffet dinner. If you would like to contribute some food, contact Pat about what is still needed.

March Meeting

The March meeting was a social evening. The turnout was light, but we had a good time anyway.

Cindy is planning programs for the next two months. I do not know what?

Chi Delta Mu

April was wig month at CDM. The turnout was again light, but we had a lot of fun trying on wigs.

HUMOR ?

On our 25th wedding anniversary I said to my wife, Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old gal.

Now we have a $600,000 home, a $55,000 car, a nice big bed and huge plasma TV but I'm sleeping with a 47 year old woman. It seems to me that something is out of balance.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old gal and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone