WHAT TO DO?

Another year, another meeting. Any ideas about something new?

January and February are normally bad weather, danger of heat stroke?, so programs are not a good idea. June is the picnic so that means March, April and May are open. We might ask Trish Sheridan to do a jewelry program, or ask Sharla to do something on Mary Kay.

March is five Saturdays, so Dinner and a Movie will be in order. (Hope there are some good movies.)

After the November turnout at vendors night at the King of Prussia meeting, I have little hope of getting any business to do a program.

I am sure I could get GRAANJ do come and tell us what is going on in the LGBTI community, if you are interested.

I am still looking for ideas, but have limited time. If Jennie, who is much better at this than I am, is having trouble, I do not thing I can do very much.

Dinner and a Movie

The next "Dinner and a Movie" would be in March 31. If anyone is interested, contact Pat.

A Doctor in the Community

Her name is Lisa O'Connor. The practice is Healthy Transitions, L.L.C., 1390 Valley Rd., Suite 1E, Stirling, NJ, 07980. 908-647-1688

I have invited Lisa to come to our meetings. While transition is not something most of us consider, the emotional side is still something for us to thing about. I have gone to her myself.

Chi Delta Mu

The January meeting of our sister to the north was held on January 12. Turnout was a bit light, many with family problems called to say they could not come. There was at least one new girl and some returning after several years. Pat came with an I.D. camera and will need several months to get over the strain of carrying it. She hopes to borrow it again in March for the girls at SNR. They might then use them at the movies.

The February meeting will be a trip to the Dress Barn, they do not know that it is really the Becky Barn.

Girls Night Out

Alice is continuing the "Girls Night Out". Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT events and dates should contact Alice.

Weekend in Pennsylvania

Anyone wishing to spend a weekend with Alice in Pennsylvania contact Alice.

HUMOR ?

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

Women's Humor

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple lying in bed.. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive straight man?
A: A rumor