SUMMER VACATION

Summer, the time for a vacation. Dressed? Of course, what better way to spend a vacation? If you haven't gone yet, you better hurry.

If you drive, you should have little trouble, but mass transit can have problems. Plane, train or bus could cause an identification check that could be a problem. Check with your carrier in advance or travel in drab.

Border crossings are likely to be a problem no matter what you plan in advance as the individual you run into will be the final obstacle.

Hotels are less of a problem. The only time I was really questioned was in Laurel MD. "Is this your husband's license?"

What ever you do, have a good time.

Dinner and a Movie

The next "Dinner and a Movie" is Sept. 30.

If you have not been out to one, what are you waiting for? Contact Pat for details.

Chi Delta Mu

CDM was on hiatus for the summer; the next meeting will be September 8. Why not go up a visit them for theis re-opening?

August Meeting

We may have a movie, "Just Like a Woman" at our August meeting. If you have never seen it, I am sure you will enjoy it.

September Meeting

The August meeting was to be a program but it did not work out. I am hoping to have the program for the August meeting on Wigs. More about this in the next newsletter.

A Doctor in the Community

Her name is Lisa O'Connor. The practice is Healthy Transitions, L.L.C., 1390 Valley Rd., Suite 1E, Stirling, NJ, 07980. 908-647-1688

SRS in Pennsylvania? Yes!

Dr. Christine McGinn has opened her practice in PA. And our Transsexual sisters will be able to save the travel expense AND visit a doctor BEFORE their surgery.

HUMOR ?

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,' I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be, replied the patient

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

I was caring for a woman and asked, 'So how's your breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste' the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'