National
Crossdressers
Month

October, Halloween, is for crosdressers. We will have our usual Halloween Party and our magician plans to come to the meeting. If you have any other ideas for the party, bring them to the party.

Dues due / over due.

Membership dues are due. They are really overdue, but you can still pay at the next meeting or mail you dues to the chapter. Checks should be made to the "SATURDAY NIGHT REGULARS"

A Doctor in the Community

Yes, there is a doctor in the community. Her name is Lisa O'Connor. The practice is Healthy Transitions, L.L.C., 1390 Valley Rd., Suite 1E, Stirling, NJ, 07980. 908-647-1688

Dinner and a Movie

The next "Dinner and a Movie" will be in December or March. December might be a problem so FROWARD MARCH!

C H R I S T M A S !

Yes, I said Christmas. I have contacted the hotel and reserved Dec. 9 for this year's party. Mark the date on your calendar and think of what you are going to tell anyone who asks what that date is marked for.

WE WILL REQUIRE RESERVATIONS and be limited to about 25 guests.

CHI DELTA MU

The October CDM meeting was a Halloween Costume Party. A few surprises, Megan and Kristy were at the meeting. Kristy was visiting family in Delaware and decided to come to a meeting while she was up here. She also decided to bring Megan from Philadelphia.

Too bad she could not have made it for SNR, but that was not a good week for her. She says hello to all the girls from SNR and the group at Washington Crossing.

Girls Night Out

Alice is continuing the "Girls Night Out". Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT events and dates should contact Alice.

Getting Old

WARNING if you are close to 65, you must register for Medicare 3 months before your 65th birthday. If you wait too long, you may be subject to penalties when you do apply.

Of course, you could just go out, have a lot of fun and die before you are 65, but you might get careless and live anyway, so just sign up and get it over with.

Weekend in Pennsylvania

Anyone wishing to spend a weekend with Alice in Pennsylvania contact Alice.

Still Looking for Help with the newsletter

If anyone has anything for the newsletter, please send it to me. Events, jokes, ideas, whatever you have.

If you have any experience that you would like to share or an idea you would like to pass around. We might include a list of places to go and things to do.

Joyce

We have not seen Joyce for some months. I have been talking to her and, too date there has been on progress. She can not travel for more than about one hour and has not been able to find out what the problem is.

She may change doctors to try again, but for now we can only pray for her.

HUMOR ?

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it immediately sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.