Chi Delta Mu Dinner - Dance

CDM, our sister to the north, will be having their big Dinner - Dance on April 8 at the Marriot - Glen Point. Check their web site for information or go to our website and click on their name.

Dinner dance April 8,2006

Special rate hotel rooms are now available. To make a reservation call the hotel directly at (201) 836-0600. Our CDM Group Rate is $95.00. Please mention "Chi Delta" to obtain special rate. (Rooms regularly start at $129.00, so that?s a minimum savings of $34.00.) Feel free to join us before and after the dance for snacks in our hospitality room. A changing room will also be available for those who need it. The hotel can provide a vegetarian meal upon request, however advance notice when purchasing tickets is required.

Karen of Femme Fever will be available for pre-dance makeovers. Please contact her at Femmefever1@aol.com for information on scheduling your makeover and rates. The cost to attend is only $65.00 per person in advance or $75.00 per person at the door.

To register in advance send payment (check or money order, payable to CDM) to:

CDM 2006 Dinner/Dance
P.O. Box 1
River Edge, NJ 07661

Please include your e-mail address for confirmation. If no e-mail available, include snail mail address or phone number and correct name to be used when writing or phoning. Confirmations will be made by Sharla DeLawter, Treasurer of CDM Chapter of Tri-Ess.

February Meeting

The February meeting was very small.

Our sisters at Washington Crossing suffered the next week. Hope you are all well and can come this month.

Dinner and a Movie

The next five Saturdays month is April. If you are interested, contact Pat.

Girls Night Out

Alice is going to try to continue the "Girls Night Out" even after she moves to Pennsylvania. Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT events and dates should contact Alice.

Weekend in Pennsylvania

Anyone wishing to spend a weekend with Alice in Pennsylvania contact Alice.

New Members IDEA

The North Jersey group had EIGHT new members at their last meeting. I was told that they were found in chat rooms. If you are in any of these, try to find members by talking about our group. Any member may bring someone that they have meet.

PROGRAMS

I am looking for ideas for programs. I you have any ideas and or contacts, please give them to Pat. (A.K.A. - ME)

$ MONEY $

Becky has been appointed a committee of one to look into fundraising for the chapter. Anyone who is interested on working on this should contact Becky.

HUMOR????

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO SEND ME JOKES FOR THE NEWSLETTER.

Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia

Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

Tree Humor

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Wipe that smile off your face.

HELP! WITH NEWSLETTER

Please keep it to about half of a page as I do not have the time to edit and I can not put long articles in the newsletter.

PLEASE! Do not be offended if I do not include your article. I have not help writing, printing, folding, stuffing or mailing. It is a race to get anything out each month.