Meeting Fee.

The fee will be raised in January to $20.00. If there are any individual problems, talk to Pat.

Christmas Party

The party was great. We had a total of 26 at the party.

Chi Delta Mu Dinner - Dance

CDM, our sister to the north, will be having their big Dinner - Dance on April 8 at the Marriot - Glen Point. Check their web site for information or go to our website and click on their name.

HELP! WITH NEWSLETTER

Please keep it to about half of a page as I do not have the time to edit and I can not put long articles in the newsletter.

PLEASE! Do not be offended if I do not include your article. I have not help writing, printing, folding, stuffing or mailing. It is a race to get anything out each month.

Dinner and a Movie

The next five Saturdays month is March. If you are interested, contact Pat.

Girls Night Out

Alice is going to try to continue the "Girls Night Out" even after she moves to Pennsylvania. Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT events and dates should contact Alice.

Weekend in Pennsylvania

Anyone wishing to spend a weekend with Alice in Pennsylvania contact Alice.

New Members

We are always looking for new members. Any member may bring someone that they have meet. Please go out of your way to make a new member or visitor feel welcome and at home.

PROGRAMS

I am looking for ideas for programs. I you have any ideas and or contacts, please give them to Pat. (A.K.A. - ME)

$ MONEY $

Becky has been appointed a committee of one to look into fundraising for the chapter. Anyone who is interested on working on this should contact Becky.

HUMOR????

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO SEND ME JOKES FOR THE NEWSLETTER.

Thoughts for 2006
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him with an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why is it that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad Cow Disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe... we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.