Girls Night Out
Alice is going to try to continue the "Girls Night Out" even after she
moves to Pennsylvania. Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT
events and dates should contact Alice.
Weekend in Pennsylvania
Anyone wishing to spend a weekend with Alice in Pennsylvania contact
Alice.
Endless Mountain Girls
August Meting
The members of the Endless Mountain Girls held their monthly meeting by
going to Watkins Glen, New York
The day started with shopping in town and then some wine tasting in the
wine shops. A few stock up on Finger Lakes Wines.
At 5:30 PM, they boarded Captain Bill's Boat for a Seneca Lake Dinner
Cruise. They were seated on the upper deck under an awning with the sides
open. The meal started with drinks and coffee followed by a salad.
The main courses were Prime Rib, Stuffed Cornish Game Hen, or Sea Scallops.
Dessert was Strawberry Cheesecake.
Not wanting to rush the meal, the cruise is 3 hours long. Everyone enjoyed
acting and being treated like ladies and had a good time.
Picnic June 25
The final word on the picnic. After the donation by a member of the cost of
the church rental, we made a profit of NINE dollars and FORTY-FOUR cents.
Many thanks to all who worked hard to make the picnic a success.
HELP! WITH NEWSLETTER
For those who know me, this might come as a surprise, but I could
use some help with articles for the newsletter. Simply email anything to me that
might be of interest. Please keep it to about half of a page as I do not have
the time to edit and I can not put long articles in the newsletter.
PLEASE! Do not be offended if I do not include your article. I have not
help writing, printing, folding, stuffing or mailing. It is a race to get
anything out each month.
New Members
We are always looking for new members. Any member may bring someone that
they have meet. Please go out of your way to make a new member of visitor
feel welcome and at home.
CHRISTMAS
A member has told me that many people are not happy with the location of
the party. One comment was that they felt we were being hidden in the basement.
If you have had the time to look at the hotel, you will see that the only other
dinning area is next to the main bar, and too large for our group. The only other
site that was recommended is the one that is used by the Washington Crossing group.
As this is not a hotel, there would be a problem for anyone who had to change at
the site.
I do not think there would be time to change for this year, but would like your
comments.
PROGRAMS
I am looking for ideas for programs. I you have any ideas and or contacts,
please give them to Pat. (A.K.A. - ME)
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$ MONEY $
The attendance at meetings is going down, and some members have moved out
of the area. If attendance does not improve, we may have some real money
problems. If you have any ideas, or feel like making a donation, see Pat or Robin.
If it makes anyone feel less a fool for donating to the chapter, I will tell
all of you that the cost of this newsletter and the cost of the website and
the cost of the chapter phone are paid for by donations and not dues or meeting fees.
HUMOR
I hope this does not offend anyone. It was sent to me and I felt it was funny.
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker
told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury
her here in the Holy Land for $150.00." The man thought about it and
told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked,
"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it
would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?" The man
replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days,
and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant
other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of
turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
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