May 2004


Published May 2004

April Meeting

The April meeting was a trip. A trip to the Dressbarn. I had told Meggin I would take her, and five of us went with her. We spent about 2 hours in the store (and some money). All had fun. We must try this again.

I went back the next Saturday in MALE MODE, just to shock the workers. That was also fun.

Wives Meeting

There was no wives meeting in April. Only three wives came to the meeting and one of them went to the Dressbarn with us.

May Meeting

Trish Sheridan of Lady Remington will be here in May and we will also be doing I.D. Cards for any who wish to get one. Trish will be doing a program on jewelry and accessories. All of her jewelry caries a lifetime guarantee. I have al large amount of Lady Remington jewelry and have taken advantage of the guarantee. It really works.

ELECTIONS

June is election month. If anyone is interested in running for office, let me know. If there are no new nominations, the old officers will remain in office.

Girls Night Out

Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT events and dates should contact Alice.

Tri-Ess National

If we are to remain a Tri-Ess Chapter, all members must join Tri-Ess National. If you do not wish mail sent to you home, it can be sent to the chapter P.O. Box. If the annual fee is the only problem, speak to Pat, something might be arranged.

National will be re-certifying the chapter soon, and this is a must.

If you have any ideas or comments, please mail or email Pat.

New Members

We are always looking for new members. Any member may bring someone that they have meet. Please go out of your way to make a new member of visitor feel welcome and at home.

I have interviewed several in the past month and hoe that some will come to the meeting.

$ MONEY $

The attendance at meetings is going down, and some members will soon be moving out of the area. If attendance does not improve, we may have some real money problems.

Programs
ANY IDEAS????

Anyone have an idea for a meeting? October will be the Halloween Party and Dec. is the Christmas Party. The picnic is back to June. The rest of the year is open. If you have an idea, please give it to me. If you know of someone who can/will give a program, tell me. We might try a trip to the Dress Barn if enough girls want to go.

Picnic

Alice has reserved the church for the picnic. The date is June 26, our normal June meeting date. The starting time will be about 4:00 P.M. but some help will be needed before that time to set up the tents, chairs etc. ABOUT 2:00 P.M. Joyce is providing the tents and is trying to find some gas grills that we can use for free. In the past we have had to rent this equipment

Christmas

I Contacted the Hotel about Christmas and have reserved the rooms for Dec. 11.

Dinner and a Movie

May will be the next dinner and a movie night. Since I will not have to work that day, we should be able to get a good early start. Maybe even do a bit of shopping the same day.

I have been told about another restaurant that is friendly, so we might try it in May.

A Funny Thing Happened

At a recent meeting of another group, a member was helping to cleanup after the meeting. She needed a place to put her key and put it in her bra. Later, she could not find her key. When someone asked if she had checked her pockets, she said she had no pockets. Just then everyone remembered her saying she had never done that before when she put the key in her bra. We all had a good laugh.

HELP! WITH NEWSLETTER

For those who know me, this might come as a surprise, but I could use some help with articles for the newsletter. Simply email anything to me that might be of interest. Please keep it to about one half of a page as I do not have the time to edit and I can not put long articles in the newsletter.

HUMOR "A BED TIME STORY"

One night George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing beside him. Bush looks up and asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again when he sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving silently around the bedroom. Bush calls out: "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and then dims from sight.

The third night sleep still evades Bush. He sees the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush lowers his voice and asks, "Franklin, What is the best thing I could do to help the country? " In that golden voice of his, FDR replies, "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," and then he disappears.

Bush still isn't sleeping well the fourth night. He tosses and turns, and suddenly another figure moves out of the shadows. It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln."Abe," Bush pleads, "what's the best thing I can do right now to help the country?" Lincoln pauses, then replies, "Go see a play.


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