Becky Barn

Well, really the Dress Barn

The store survived and had clothing left over. Becky could not find a large enough truck, so she had to leave some things behind,

OCT. MEETING

The October (National Crossdresser’s Month) Halloween meeting is coming. Start thinking about your costumes, it is getting late. I may come as a Witch, if I can find a nice flea collar. (Did I spell that correctly?)

CHRISTMAS PARTY

The Christmas Party is on for Dec. 20. SAVE the date.

The cost this year will be $60.00 each or $90.00 for a couple. ( NO, you can not pair up with other members and claim to be a couple!)

1. We will be getting more tables so everyone can sit at one time for dinner.
2. There will be a cash bar.
3. The menu will be about the same as last year.

CHRISTMAS PARTY

Reservations will be required.
Contact Pat - snrtris@hotmail.com - or in person

NJ Support

The New Jersey Support meeting in October was a jewelry sale by Trish. Plans for the Holiday Dinner will be discussed next month.

Chi Delta Mu

The Halloween meting was a costume contest. Pat and Stacy went in costume, but you will have to come to the meeting this month to find out what they were.

Attendance was down from last month with the SNR gang reduced to two, and Pat wishing she could fit into a Toto.

FIFTH SATURDAY

We will return to the Dinner and Movie in November, unless some one else has a different idea.

WEB SITE PROBLEM

Microsoft seems to be blocking email from web sites to hotmail accounts. We may have to change our email address.

More to follow.

New Members??

If there is one area in which I fail, it is the area of membership. We do not seem to be getting any membership inquires by email. Our phone gets mostly telemarketing calls, and I do not remember to check it very often.

I do not use any Internet chatrooms, and these might be a way to get new members. If any of you can help, please let me know

HUMOR

CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use