May Meeting

We will be working on the final plans for the June cookout. Please come with ideas. Joyce is looking into tents/shelters. Stacy is bringing one shelter. Robin will take care of the basics; Burgers, hot dogs, buns, soda. Pat will bring the plates, cups, Condiments, charcoal, one grill, Coffee, milk. Still needed, Salad, cake, covered dishes. Ideas WELCOME!

MAY DAY!
This means HELP

I know you don't believe this, but I really do need help. NO, not the mental kind! I need help finding FREE programs for the chapter meetings. Ideas may be great, but the legwork can be more than I can do.

If you have an idea can the time do the leg-phone work, talk to me so we can work it out.

Dinner and a Movie

The next "Dinner and a Movie" is June 30. If you have not been out to one, what are you waiting for? Final plans will be made at the picnic.

Chi Delta Mu

The CDM May meeting featured a talk by a former member about her life since leaving Tri-Ess. She has transitioned and is still living with her wife and children.

An interesting thing about this is that she is still married, yes I said married, with the documents to prove it (woman to woman). The law says that to apply for a marriage license, there must be a man and a woman but does not say anything about after the marriage. Unless new laws are made, the lawyers say she is still married.

Don't tell Jerry Falwell.

June will be the last regular meeting until September. They will be going out on there meeting nights.

A Doctor in the Community

Her name is Lisa O'Connor. The practice is Healthy Transitions, L.L.C., 1390 Valley Rd., Suite 1E, Stirling, NJ, 07980. 908-647-1688

I have invited Lisa to come to our meetings. While transition is not something most of us consider, the emotional side is still something for us to thing about. I have gone to her myself.

HUMOR ?

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard! Now, didn't that feel good?

MORE HUMOR

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher".