Meeting Fee.

The fee will be raised in January to $20.00. If there are any individual problems, talk to Pat.

January Meeting

The January meeting was really great. Sixteen girls and six wives were at the meeting. Lets hope that this keeps up.

Chi Delta Mu Dinner - Dance

CDM, our sister to the north, will be having their big Dinner - Dance on April 8 at the Marriot - Glen Point. Check their web site for information or go to our website and click on their name. More information on page 2.

Dinner and a Movie

The next five Saturdays month is April. If you are interested, contact Pat.

Girls Night Out

Alice is going to try to continue the "Girls Night Out" even after she moves to Pennsylvania. Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT events and dates should contact Alice.

Weekend in Pennsylvania

Anyone wishing to spend a weekend with Alice in Pennsylvania contact Alice.

Drawing by Rachel Thompson for permission to copy contact Rachel Thompson at RACHELpaints@aol.com

New Members

We are always looking for new members. Any member may bring someone that they have meet. Please go out of your way to make a new member or visitor feel welcome and at home.

PROGRAMS

I am looking for ideas for programs. I you have any ideas and or contacts, please give them to Pat. (A.K.A. - ME)

$ MONEY $

Becky has been appointed a committee of one to look into fundraising for the chapter. Anyone who is interested on working on this should contact Becky.

Dinner dance April 8,2006

Special rate hotel rooms are now available. To make a reservation call the hotel directly at (201) 836-0600. Our CDM Group Rate is $95.00. Please mention "Chi Delta" to obtain special rate. (Rooms regularly start at $129.00, so that's a minimum savings of $34.00.) Feel free to join us before and after the dance for snacks in our hospitality room. A changing room will also be available for those who need it. The hotel can provide a vegetarian meal upon request, however advance notice when purchasing tickets is required.

Karen of Femme Fever will be available for pre-dance makeovers. Please contact her at Femmefever1@aol.com for information on scheduling your makeover and rates.

The cost to attend is only $65.00 per person in advance or $75.00 per person at the door.

To register in advance send payment (check or money order, payable to CDM) to:

CDM
2006 Dinner/Dance
P.O. Box 1
River Edge, NJ 07661

Please include your e-mail address for confirmation. If no e-mail available, include snail mail address or phone number and correct name to be used when writing or phoning. Confirmations will be made by Sharla, Treasurer of CDM Chapter of Tri-Ess.

HUMOR????

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO SEND ME JOKES FOR THE NEWSLETTER.

An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a checkup.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"

I'm a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."

"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"

"Who said my dad's dead?"

The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive. How old is he?"

"He's 100 years old," says the old golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive . . . he's a golfer too."

"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

"Who said my grandpa's dead?"

Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"

"He's 118 years old," says the old golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"

"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"

"Who said he wanted to?"

HELP! WITH NEWSLETTER

Please keep it to about half of a page as I do not have the time to edit and I can not put long articles in the newsletter.

PLEASE! Do not be offended if I do not include your article. I have not help writing, printing, folding, stuffing or mailing. It is a race to get anything out each month.