Dinner and a Movie
Well, we have five Saturdays this month, so that means Dinner and a Movie.
With Halloween as an extra, we should fit right in no matter what we wear.
Let Pat know if you are coming. You can email or just tell her at the meeting.
Since the exact time will not be known until two days in advance, an email
address or safe phone number will be needed to confirm the meeting time and place.
Girls Night Out
Alice is going to try to continue the "Girls Night Out" even after she moves
to Pennsylvania. Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT events and
dates should contact Alice.
Weekend in Pennsylvania
Anyone wishing to spend a weekend with Alice in Pennsylvania contact Alice.
Our resident magician will be back for Halloween. She plans to practice her
new show on us.
So get on your brooms and fly down to the meeting. Sorry, no black cat allowed.
Chi Delta Mu
For those who do not know what this is, it is the North Jersey - New York Metro
chapter of TRI-ESS. Quite simply it is our sister chapter and it is in trouble.
Attendance, which was 20 to 30 per meeting two years ago, is down to about 10
now. This is not enough for them to meet expenses.
If you know of anyone who might be looking for a meeting and in the New York area,
let them know about the meeting.
Christmas is coming and the party is on Dec. 10. I hope to have the menu selections
next month. I hope you will all be able make it to the party. I will have to start
getting the names and numbers soon.
Last month I mentioned a comment / complaint about the location of the party. As
I have not heard any more about it, I will assume that the location is all right
for this year.
HELP! WITH NEWSLETTER
Please keep it to about half of a page as I do not have the time to edit and I
can not put long articles in the newsletter.
PLEASE! Do not be offended if I do not include your article. I have not help
writing, printing, folding, stuffing or mailing. It is a race to get anything
out each month.
We are always looking for new members. Any member may bring someone that they
have meet. Please go out of your way to make a new member or visitor feel welcome
and at home.
I am looking for ideas for programs. I you have any ideas and or contacts, please
give them to Pat. (A.K.A. - ME)
$ MONEY $
The attendance at meetings is going down, and some members have moved out of the
area. If attendance does not improve, we may have some real money problems.
RAISE THE MEETING FEES????
If you have any ideas, or feel like making a
donation, see Pat or Robin.
If it makes anyone feel less a fool for donating to the chapter, I will tell all
of you that the cost of this newsletter and the cost of the website and the cost
of the chapter phone are paid for by donations and not dues or meeting fees.
Study of Women's Ass Sizes
85 percent of the women in the study said the felt their ass was too fat.
10 percent said they felt their ass was too skinny.
The remaining 5 percent said they didn't care what size their ass was and
that they probably would have married him anyway!!
Top Ten Reasons All Genetic Girls Should Want To Date And Marry Crossdressers
Crossdressers don't complain about where you hang your hosiery to dry, nor do
they just throw their own near the hamper and hope for the best.
Having a crossdresser in the house doubles your chances of being able to find
the perfect color nail polish to match any outfit or mood.
Crossdressers will go to the mall with you regularly without complaining about
being there and will gladly hold your purse for you.
Plus, crossdressers can and will actually tell you if an outfit works for you,
instead of mumbling something and rushing to the electronics store.
Crossdressers never complain about how long it takes you to get ready to go
somewhere, since it sometimes takes them just as long or longer.
If you see your crossdresser 'checking out' another woman, you can rest easy
knowing it's her clothes or shoes that are being checked out.
Crossdressers not only notice when you wear a new outfit, they actually admire
it and compliment you on how you look in it.
Plus, if a crossdresser asks what the outfit cost, you know they are wanting one
like it, not wanting to complain about how much you spent on it.
Not only are crossdressers willing to do laundry, they actually know how to do
all of yours correctly without ruining anything.
Crossdressers know that a girl can never have too many shoes, so having a few
pair of black pumps doesn't mean you shouldn't buy a new pair.
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO SEND ME JOKES FOR THE NEWSLETTER.