WHAT NEXT?
The Picnic, what else. I have contacted the church to get the date for the
picnic. I hope to get it on June 25, but will have to find out if this will
work with the church. Alice will not be going to the church any more, so we
will not have that connection.
Girls Night Out
Alice is going to try to continue the "Girls Night Out" even after she
moves to Pennsylvania. Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT
events and dates should contact Alice.
Weekend in Pennsylvania
Anyone wishing to spend a weekend with Alice in Pennsylvania, contact
Alice.
Dinner and a Movie
The next date is Jan 29. If you are interested in going, contact Pat.
Wives Meeting
It is not likely that we will have a wives meeting, not enough wives
are likely to be at the meeting. We will try, but don't count on it.
New Members
We are always looking for new members. Any member may bring someone
that they have meet. Please go out of your way to make a new member
of visitor feel welcome and at home.
I have interviewed several in the past month and hope that some will
come to the meeting.
$ MONEY $
The attendance at meetings is going down, and some members will soon
be moving out of the area. If attendance does not improve, we may have
some real money problems.
ANY OTHER IDEAS????
Anyone have an idea for a meeting?
Dec. is the Christmas Party. The rest of the year is open. If you have an idea,
please give it to me. If you know of someone who can/will give a program, tell me.
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HELP! WITH NEWSLETTER
For those who know me, this might come as a surprise, but I could use some help
with articles for the newsletter. Simply email anything to me that
might be of interest. Please keep it to about one half of a page as I do not
have the time to edit and I can not put long articles in the newsletter.
Programs
I had a suggestion that we have a theme for the night. Everybody try to
dress the same way. Business suits Swim suits, trashy, whatever. Or maybe
a gown night.
HUMOR
Dear Faculty and Students:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior
citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted Home
for the Aged.
All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice
to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness
to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. Before I received
this one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot
of little pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she
could listen to mine, and I said fuck you.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely, Agnes.
A Generation Match up
A college student at a recent USC football game challenged a senior
citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their
generation to understand his. 'You grew up in a different world,'
the student said loud enough for the whole crowd around to hear.
'Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked
on the Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear
energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light speed
processing... and uh....
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,
'You're right we didn't have those things when we were young, so we
invented them, you little twit! What are you doing for the next
generation?'
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