December 2005
Published Dec. 2005
Crisis in Iraq
In a news release, the president of the United States has called for volunteers to assist in the relief of troops in Iraq. The president of Sigme Nu Rho has reached an agreement with the U. S. government to provide troops for this purpose.
The first group to go will consist of the following.
James Bond, who in keeping with S.N.R. tradition, will go as Matta Hari infiltrate the Iraqi insurgency.
Superman, who will go as Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman will act as a shield for convoys.
Sam Spade, who will be dressed as W. I. Warshawski
Batman, who will be traveling as Cat Woman. She will try to get all the rats.
Eliza Doolitte, who will go as Professor Higgins. She will be there to correct the English.
Dr. Jekyll- dressed as Lucrecia Borgia to work in the Pharmacy
The Pillsbury Doughboy dressed as Betty Crocker will help feed our troops
Prof. Gadget dressed as Lara Croft for graves registration
Nancy Drew will go as Columbo as JAG officers
Jessica Fletcher of Murder She Wrote dressed as Dirty Harry
Don Quixote as Joan of Arc
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The Penguin dressed as Ms. Piggy
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