The wives were able to meet in February and I believe that all was well.
We do not get a report of their meeting
The food for the meeting was provided by Patti, who was helped by the
other wives. It was wonderful
Sharla will be here in April to help us look better for the summer.
She will be bringing her bag of makeup tricks from Mary Kay and as her
husband is one of us, she should be very helpful.
Girls Night Out
Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT events and dates
should contact Alice.
If we are to remain a Tri-Ess Chapter, all members must join Tri-Ess
National. If you do not wish mail sent to you home, it can be sent
to the chapter P.O. Box. If the annual fee is the only problem, speak
to Pat, something might be arranged.
National will be re-certifying the chapter soon, and this is a must.
If you have any ideas or comments, please mail or email Pat.
We are always looking for new members. Any member may bring someone
that they have meet. Please go out of your way to make a new member
of visitor feel welcome and at home.
I have interviewed several in the past month and hope that some will
come to the meeting.
There will be no program this month as the weather could be a problem.
Anyone have an idea for a meeting?
October will be the Halloween Party and Dec. is the Christmas Party.
We hope to get the picnic back to June. And the I.D. Cards will be in May
The rest of the year is open. If you have an idea, please give it to me.
If you know of someone who can/will give a program, tell me.
Lady Remington will be one of the months and we might try a trip to the
Dress Barn if enough girls want to go.
Alice has reserved the church for the picnic. The date is June 26, our
normal June meeting date. The starting time will be about 4:00 P.M. but
some help will be needed before that time to set up the tents, chairs
etc. Joyce is providing the tents and is trying to find some gas grills
that we can use for free. In the past we have had to rent this equipment.
I Contacted the Hotel about Christmas and have reserved the rooms
for Dec. 11.
Dinner and a Movie
May will be the next dinner and a movie night. Since I will not have to
work that day, we should be able to get a good early start. Maybe even
do a bit of shopping the same day.
HELP! WITH NEWSLETTER
For those who know me, this might come as a surprise, but I could use some
help with articles for the newsletter. Simply email anything to me that
might be of interest. Please keep it to about one half of a page as I do
not have the time to edit and I can not put long articles in the newsletter.
Eve and The Lord
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that, Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will
like to hunt and kill things, I'll create him in such a way that he will
satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish
things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he
will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's
the catch, Lord?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring. You'll have to
let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret.
You know... Woman to Woman."