We have no program for the August meeting. We might try going back to the
Dressbarn, unless you all have enough clothes. It will also be the last
meeting for Patty and Christie as they are moving to the Carolinas.
I will be going back the Plymouth Rock the week of Aug 23. Maybe I can bring
some pictures, or some pebbles to the meeting. I could try a two piece suit,
but that picture would be better for Halloween.
We will try to have a wives meeting this month. I hope to have a new girl
at the meeting and I hope her wife will come. She may be transsexual, but
is trying to hold a marriage together.
Dinner and a Movie
July 31 was the dinner and a movie night. A total of eight people were able
to make it. We went to a diner in Voorhees for dinner. Then to the Ritz 16
to see Anchorman and then back to the diner for coffee and cake. In all, it
was a great night.
The next one should be October 30. The day before Halloween, we should be able
to have our own mischief night. I wonder what movies will be showing?
Girls Night Out
Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT events and dates should contact
Pat has been re-elected as the vice-chair of the Washington Crossing Renaissance
Chapter. Her side-kick, Ronnie is the new Treasurer. Washington Crossing is
currently working on their Holiday Party.
We are always looking for new members. Any member may bring someone that they
have met. Please go out of your way to make a new member of visitor feel
welcome and at home.
I have interviewed several in the past month and hoe that some will come to
$ MONEY $
The attendance at meetings is going down, and some members will soon be moving
out of the area. If attendance does not improve, we may have some real money problems.
Anyone have an idea for a meeting?
October will be the Halloween Party and Dec. is the Christmas Party. The rest
of the year is open. If you have an idea, please give it to me. If you know of
someone who can/will give a program, tell me.
If we are to remain a Tri-Ess Chapter, all members must join Tri-Ess National.
If you do not wish mail sent to you home, it can be sent to the chapter P.O.
Box. If the annual fee is the only problem, speak to Pat, something might be arranged.
National will be re-certifying the chapter soon, and this is a must.
If you have any ideas or comments, please mail or email Pat.
I went to Frenchtown on Aug.6 and found that our reservation had been lost. This
has been corrected. We will even have a changing room. We will have the whole lower
floor, just as we did last year.
I will get more information in October.
HELP! WITH NEWSLETTER
For those who know me, this might come as a surprise, but I could use some help
with articles for the newsletter. Simply email anything to me that
might be of interest. Please keep it to about one half of a page as I do not have
the time to edit and I can not put long articles in the newsletter.
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a
condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're
actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and
"Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!
It creates a hostile work environment.