March Meeting

Get out you best cloths, get your makeup done, and get the best hair out. March will be a photo opportunity. All who wish will get their portraits taken by Simone. We are taking a second meeting room for the night so there will be none of the crowding that we had last time.

Simone requests that you wear dark or earth tone colors (black, brown, dark green, maroon, and gray) SOLID COLORS. Please avoid white, red, orange or yellow. Do not wear patterns. Keep jewelry simple.

NO JUNE MEETING
June Picnic on JULY 5

The picnic will have to be moved this year, as there is a conflicting program at the church. The easiest thing was to move it back one week. This would avoid having to change the hotel reservations. As this is the date of the Ren meeting at the church, and they are invited anyway, this seemed the best solution.

February Meeting

The February meeting was very poorly attended. There were only 6 members. This may have been due to the weather, the lack of a program the fact that the 22nd did not seem like the fourth Saturday or the previous month's program. If it was the January program, I am very sorry and can only repeat that I had warned the group about this possibility and that if I had been able to stay, I might have been able to stop it.

As long as I can afford it, I plan to keep the meeting going.

Ronnie

Ronnie was not able to make it to the last meeting. She is improving and hopes to make it to the next meeting.

Girls Night Out

Anyone wishing information about future NIGHT OUT events and dates should contact Alice.

HELP! WITH NEWSLETTER

For those who know me, this might come as a surprise, but I could use some help with articles for the newsletter. Simply email anything to me that might be of interest. Please keep it to about one half of a page as I do not have the time to edit and I can not put long articles in the newsletter.

Fifth Saturdays

Pat has been running a night out in the Bethlehem, PA area for over a year. The routine involves just meeting at a Chinese Buffet for dinner at about 8:00 P.M. and staying until about 9:30. The Buffet closes around 10:00 P.M. You will have to arrive dressed, as there is no changing facility available at this time. The typical cost is about $13.00 and entertainment after the dinner is almost non-existent. If you are interested, contact Pat at the chapter email.

HUMOR
When you go...

A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.